Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Why, Oh Why?

Why is it necessary to put a medalion on a 1 lb. bag of supermarket carrots that reads, "All Natural!" Oh, really? Until reading your package, I had formerly assumed that carrots contained metal shavings and recycled transistors, and that their growth was fed by the Sunday night Nielsen television ratings. So, of course, I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole! THANK YOU for setting me straight. Now that I know they are NATURAL, I will buy them immediately.

A frustrating aside, carrots are one of the most polluted crops in our country. Next time, buy organic.

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